OHHHHHH SHIT YEAH HE’S BACK! Yes folks, the glory days of the Tom Coughlin era are here once more. Early meeting times! Hands on hips! Yelling!

Tom and Jerry Tales - Wikipedia. Tom and Jerry Tales is an animated television series that ran in the United States from September 2. March 2. 2, 2. 00. The CW, spanning 2.

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2. Tom and Jerry Tales is an animated television series that ran in the United States from September 23, 2006 to March 22, 2008 on The CW, spanning 26 episodes and 2.

The series stars the title characters from the Tom and Jerry shorts, and also is the first made- for- television iteration of the cartoons to emulate the theatrical shorts. Tom and Jerry co- creator Joseph Barbera served as an executive producer before his death, and received story credit on some short cartoons, of the show's first season, produced by Warner Bros. Animation in 2. 00. Each episode consists of three short cartoons with approximately the same runtime as the original theatrical shorts.

Also, each of the three shows that air in a 3. Voice cast[edit]Characters[edit]Series overview[edit]Seasons. Episodes. First air date. Last air date. 11. September 2. 3, 2. February 3, 2. 00.

September 2. 2, 2. March 2. 2, 2. 00. Episodes[edit]Season 1 (2.

Season 2 (2. 00. 7–0. Video games[edit]On October 3. Nintendo DS and Game Boy Advance.[2] Developed by Sensory Sweep Studios, it was published by Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment and distributed by Eidos Interactive.[2] The player plays as Jerry to get Tom in trouble.

Many minor characters from the show make cameo appearances in the game such as the female robotic mouse from the short "Hi, Robot."DVD releases[edit]Tom and Jerry Tales: Volume One was released on 0. October 3, 2. 00.

The episodes include: Ho Ho Horrors / Doggone Hill Hog / Northern Light Fish Fight / Way- Off Broadway / Egg Beats / Cry Uncle / Joy Riding Jokers / Cat Got Your Luggage? City Dump Chumps / Tiger Cat / Feeding Time / Polar Peril.[3] Released in the UK as Volume Four. Tom and Jerry Tales: Volume Two was released on 0. May 1. 5, 2. 00. 7.[4] The episodes include: Octo Suave / Beach Bully Bingo / Treasure Map Scrap / Fire Breathing Tom Cat / Medieval Menace / The Itch / Digital Dilemma / Hi, Robot / Tomcat Jetpack / Piranha Be Loved By You / Spook House Mouse / Abracadumb.[4] Released in the UK as Volume One. Tom and Jerry Tales: Volume Three was released on 0.

December 4, 2. 00. The episodes include: Bats What I Like About the South / Fraidy Cat Scat / Tomb it May Concern / Cat Nebula / Martian Mice / Spaced Out Cat / Din- O- Sores / Freaky Tiki / Prehisterics / Destruction Junction / Battle of the Power Tools / Jackhammered Cat / Tin Cat of Tomorrow / Beefcake Tom / Tomcat Superstar. Released in the UK as Volume Two.

Tom and Jerry Tales: Volume Four was released on 0. March 1. 1, 2. 00. The episodes include: Zent Out of Shape / I Dream of Meanie / Which Witch / More Powers to You / Catch Me Though You Can't / Power Tom / Don't Bring Your Pet to School Day / Cat Show Catastrophe / The Cat Whisperer with Casper Lombardo / Adventures in Penguin Sitting / Cat of Prey / Jungle Love.[6] Released in the UK as Volume Three.

Tom and Jerry Tales: Volume Five was released on 0. August 1. 2, 2. 00.

The episodes include: Invasion of the Body Slammers / Monster Con / Over the River and Boo the Woods / Xtreme Trouble / A Life Less Guarded / Sasquashed / Summer Squashing / League of Cats / Little Big Mouse / Bend it Like Thomas / Endless Bummer / Game Set Match. Tom and Jerry Tales: Volume Six was released on 0. February 3, 2. 00. The episodes include: The Declaration of Independunce / Kitty Hawked / 2. Karat Kat / Hockey Schtick / Snow Brawl / Snow Mouse / DJ Jerry / Kitty Cat Blues / Flamenco Fiasco / You're Lion / Kangadoofus / Monkey Chow / Game of Mouse & Cat / Babysitting Blues / Catfish Follies.[8]Tom and Jerry Tales: Volumes 1- 3 was released on 0. September 1. 5, 2. This collection includes the first three volumes.

Tom and Jerry Tales: The Complete First Season, a two- disc set with the first thirteen episodes, was released on 0. April 1. 3, 2. 01. It was re- released on 0. July 2. 4, 2. 01.

Cartoon Network's 2. Anniversary. Tom and Jerry: The Deluxe Anniversary Collection, a two- disc set (Game of Mouse & Cat only on disc 2), was released on 0. June 2. 2, 2. 01. Tom and Jerry Fun Pack, a three- disc set (Tom and Jerry Tales: Volume One on disc 3), was released on 0. June 2. 8, 2. 01.

Tom and Jerry: Fur Flying Adventures: Volume 2 was released on 0. July 5, 2. 01. 1.

Four episodes include: Monster Con / The Declaration of Independunce / Kitty Hawked / Which Witch! It was re- released on 0. October 7, 2. 01. Tom and Jerry and Friends: Volume 2. Tom and Jerry: Fur Flying Adventures: Volume 3 was released on 0.

October 4, 2. 01. Eight episodes include: Beach Bully Bingo / A Life Less Guarded / Northern Light Fish Fight / Doggone Hill Dog / Sasquashed / Snow Mouse / Spook House Mouse / Don't Bring Your Pet to School. Tom and Jerry: In a Dog House was released on 0. March 6, 2. 01. 2. Nine episodes include: 2. Karat Kat / Destruction Junction / Beefcake Tom / Bend It Like Thomas / Game Set Match / Feeding Time / DJ Jerry / Beach Bully Bingo / A Life Less Guarded. Tom and Jerry: Summer Holidays was released on 0.

March 6, 2. 01. 2. Two episodes include: Beach Bully Bingo / A Life Less Guarded. All six volumes were later released in 2- packs. See also[edit]References[edit]^ abcd. Baisley, Sarah. "Kids’ WB! The CW 2. 00. 6- 2.

Saturday AM Schedule Launches Sept. Animation World Network. Retrieved July 5, 2. Warner Bros. Interactive Entertainment Inc. October 3. 1, 2. 00. Tom and Jerry Tales Videogame Hits Stores Today, October 3.

Press release). Business Wire. Retrieved July 5, 2. Simon, Ben (July 1. Tom & Jerry Tales: Volume 1". Animated Views. Retrieved July 5, 2. Simon, Ben (July 1. Tom & Jerry Tales: Volume 2".

Animated Views. Retrieved July 5, 2. De. Mott, Rick (December 4, 2. Tom & Jerry Tales 3 Crashes Onto DVD". Animation World Network. Retrieved July 5, 2.

Felix, Justin (May 1. Tom and Jerry Tales: Volume Four". DVD Talk. Retrieved July 5, 2. Moody, Annemarie (August 1. DVD Releases For August 1.

Animation World Network. Retrieved July 5, 2. Moody, Annemarie (February 2, 2.

Madagascar 2, Oliver & Co., Space Buddies & Fear(s) of the Dark Hit DVD/Blu- ray". Animation World Network. Retrieved July 5, 2. Mc. Cutcheon, David (January 8, 2. Tales of Tom and Jerry - The Complete First Season". IGN. Retrieved July 5, 2. External links[edit].

Why Your Team Sucks 2. Jacksonville Jaguars. Watch First Daughter Online. Some people are fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars.

But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars. This 2. 01. 7 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Watch Fire Serpent Online Facebook.

Read all the previews so far here. Your team: Jacksonville Jaguars. Your 2. 01. 6 record: 3- 1. Here now is a full summary of your season: The Jaguars have lost 1. At least when Cleveland loses, they go all out. By contrast, the Jaguars put on a cheap sheen of continuity and professionalism that renders them forgettable even when they’re steadily smashing records for hideous incompetence. Gus Bradley was 1.

Jags finally, mercifully let him go. In Jacksonville, they don’t fire you so much as grudgingly admit that they never should have hired you to begin with). That . 2. 26 winning percentage makes Bradley the second worst coach in NFL history. That’s the Jaguars for you: never quite bold enough to be the absolute worst. It goes on. The return unit got owned by a punter. The team’s best young defender got owned by Steve Smith. The Titans, their spiritual Thursday Night Football brothers, crushed them on national TV and have an actual future.

Oh, and the “Steal the show” lady? Turned out she was homeless. Is there nothing this area of the country cannot make horribly sad? Your coach: Oh look!

It’s WIDELY RESPECTED mall dad Doug Marrone! You probably remember Marrone, seen here formulating a game plan, from the time he quit the Bills thanks to a strange contract clause that let him collect $4 million even if he opted out. Marrone was banking on getting another head job right away only to quickly discover that a coach with a 1. Lucky for you Jags fans, the franchise…(wait for it)…pounced on Marrone (BOOM!), gave him a piddly- shit job coaching the line for an awful team, and then promoted him when they couldn’t find anyone better to hire. Buffalo’s loss is now your future loss! Congrats! You should hope the Jags play as hard as Marrone played himself.

Anyway, this is the exact kind of uninspiring, bland hire the world counts on from Jacksonville. They are the Democratic party of football, trotting out one respectable loser after another. The only time they make a splash is when one of their fans grabs his nuts in the stadium pool. HOWEVER, they did make one notable hire after anointing Marrone permanent interim head coach… (Ford Crown Victoria door flies open) OHHHHHH SHIT YEAH HE’S BACK! Yes folks, the glory days of the Tom Coughlin era are here once more.

Early meeting times! Hands on hips! Yelling! Red cheeks! Players forced to play through horrible injuries!

Training tables with two different kinds of All- Bran! It’s all here. Now instead of going 3- 1. Jags will go 4- 1.

EXHAUSTED by the end of it. The old man has already gotten in trouble for pulling his whole “You’re late if you aren’t early” horseshit, so that’s a promising sign! Coughlin will be in charge of overseeing (i. I say by Week 4, he storms down to the field, rips off Marrone’s headset, and forces him to do 5.

DISCIPLINE DISCIPLINE DISCIPLINE. Your quarterback: Ageful wonder Blake Bortles. Let’s see how those mechanics are going! Fantastic. This was the year for Jacksonville to bail on the Great Bortles Experiment. But noooooooooo. No, these guys decided to fuck this chicken yet again and roll out with a quarterback who looks exactly like Tom Coughlin’s LAST Jags quarterback does right now.

The Vatican moves with more swiftness than this team. Look how old Bortles is. Even Lorde is like JESUS THAT GUY IS LYING ABOUT HIS AGE.

But the disturbing oldness of Bortles is arguably his least alarming quality… This play is hardly an anomaly. I can put on a game tape, close my eyes, hit STOP at any random interval, and still land on footage of Bortles being a basket case on the field. It’s astounding. To say Bortles regressed last season is an insult to other things that have regressed, like Twitter, and rock music, and the United States of America. Bortles went BEYOND regressing and found a new and wondrous crevasse to fall through.

His TD total fell dramatically. His yards- per- attempt fell dramatically. Do you want to know the most disturbing part? He was sacked 1. 7 fewer times last season and was STILL worse. And he’s not even finished cratering, given that he’s spent these early practices doing his best Ryan Fitzpatrick impression. This is why there’s still a hidden subset of Duval holding onto hope that the Jags will sign Tebow as a franchise QB in like 2.

So are we, Bort. So are we. What’s new that sucks: You’re not gonna believe this, but the Jags signed a lot of free agents! Shocking, I know.

This year’s Golden Parachute recipients included Barry Church, A. J. Bouye, and tackle Branden Albert.

Will any of these men make a difference? LOL FUCK AND NO. Albert retired YESTERDAY. One look at Jags training camp and he was like, “Well this is hopeless.” I’m not sure any Jags free agent has actually ever ended up playing a down. I just assume that whenever the Jags sign a free agent, they lock them in a sewer dungeon à la Melissa Leo in that Prisoners movie. Watch Mo` Money Online Forbes. It doesn’t matter if the Jags bring in a slew of free agents annually (free agents always come in slews).

They will vanish. It’s magic. Also, they drafted Leonard Fournette, which would have been a crazy awesome thing to do exactly one year earlier. Now it’s like they drafted Greg Jones II. What has always sucked: Dave Caldwell is still here! How the fuck do you let Gus Bradley go but keep the architect in charge of all this futility? They brought in Tom Coughlin but somehow forgot to can this guy… What the fuck?

I swear to God, Shad Khan’s appendix could burst and it would take him eight weeks to visit the hospital. This is why the Jags will always be the official team of Thursday nights. They keep around the same leadership to hand out the same wasted money to field the same shitty product year after year for a bunch of hot tub yahoos who are too loaded to give a shit either way. Did you know? By area, Jacksonville is the largest city in the United States. I live in Maryland.

But technically, I ALSO live in Jacksonville. I’m not happy about it.

What might not suck: At least you won’t lose any fights to a Bears fan. HEAR IT FROM JAGS FANS! Noel: I almost rear- ended the car in front of me when my eyes rolled into my head after hearing a local sports radio host say, “I’m THRILLED the Jags are going to get to practice with the Patriots up in Foxboro this offseason.

The young guys, the veterans, they’re all going to get so much out of that. Not every team gets that kind of opportunity.” There are few things more sad to me each and every single off- season than when the first Jacksonville sports radio host utters one of the following kisses of death: “I know I said this last year, but I’m telling you, I really like our chances this year” “I’m looking at this schedule and I don’t see how we win less than 8 games this season” “The Texans are really the only team in this division we’ve gotta worry about” “I love what I’ve been hearing about (insert shitty quarterback)‘s off- season workouts and training” “With (insert returning player guaranteed to underwhelm) back from injury this season, we’re going to see a lot of improvement on offense/defense” And then, unique to this year: “With Tom Coughlin back, there’s just a new energy in the locker room and front office that WILL make it onto the field”Del: The goodwill afforded to our “cool owner” is largely dependent on an extremely sweet hairstyle/mustache combo. Outside of personal style he has shown incredibly suspect judgment. It’s bad enough to wait until Week 1. Jaguars word) in the history of the modern NFL after everyone knew he should have been canned in the previous offseason.

No, that is fucking Oliver Wendell Holmes judgment compared to the fact that our owner is a foreign born Muslim- American who supported Trump, then was SURPRISED that Trump actually meant all that shit about banning Muslims.